Thursday, October 9, 2008

Live Pinkie Mice In Los Angeles

Life is life goes, the bike has to go to cagaaaàà ...


say that to know better the enemy you have to identify with him, act like him, think like him. I did. If there's one thing I hate when I'm on the street is the rider who crashes in the middle of the road or that suddenly pops out in front of you in the wrong direction with her beautiful smile and the iPod at full volume. For him to go against traffic is a normal thing, like getting thrills from the city streets in the middle of the lane, he can look in my face coming toward you. Accomplices
a motorcycle that left me on foot for the umpteenth time and a bus company that makes water from all sides, not to mention disgusting (ATAF), these days I'm convinced that maybe a good alternative for 8 km to the divide that could be home from work by bicycle. "Bravo Michele," I said to myself, "savings, especially do not pollute and do some 'motion to those gambucce you find yourself." Bravo Fucking. After taking a little 'confidence with Graziellina mother and having cycled for a couple of kilometers on RIGHT side of the road, I soon found cicchetucicche with the hood of a car. The return was not sure of the best: the bike path, which I pedal with my guide and all of a sudden briaca Here comes again to the first intersection point a gently caress me. The least dangerous part of riding a bicycle in Florence was crossing the track closed in Via Vittorio Emanuele, the rest pure terror. Treasures, the housewife who goes to riding around with his bags in the basket, I'll never do it. I tried to immerse myself in the enemy, but in vain. The enemy must remain so and we do not have anything to do with him, leaving him to roam around the city to observe the prohibition of access approach him while pedaling, sooner or later a truck sbucherà Coop. Pollute with the scooter? I'll go more often on foot, but then when I leave I want to be sure to return to full house!

Saturday, October 4, 2008

How To Lower Arches In Ice Skates

Weddings and spells ...


"What a romantic life that you Michael, you are all just a wedding photograph, depicts among the people you love, beautiful brides photographer, eat fantastic places ...". In the eyes of others sometimes seem to appear as MariaFiore of "Before The Wedding Planner," but we want to dispel a myth: it is not always the case. First things first: the bride. You think it's always nice tall girl, supermodel physique, which is presented to the church in a carriage with a long veil and even with two white doves that flutter around when approaching the altar? Illus. It is not always the case, then it can also happen. Last week I had to make a marriage between a truck driver and a caretaker: she just stepped out of the car I went to meet her and I opened the door and immediately exclaimed: "Damn, I forgot i'bouquet n'ì fridge! ". But bonjour finesse, is a good start. That marriage also ended the night with a carefree burping contest between the witnesses. A respectable marriage must have at least one of the following characteristics:
  1. aunt who occasionally goes to the device during the ceremony the bride's dress
  2. relative which, taken by an attack to take center stage during the launch of rice is likely to crack your neck to race to overthrow the whole package of rice plants on the newly-
  3. two or three children that they roll on the floor during the dinner because fainting are my balls and ended the collection of games to play
  4. spinster cousin of 40 years who present to the reception and bursts with Samantha Fox 80's style hairdo, to meet someone confident that sooner or later take too she the girl on the altar
  5. fat and gay friend of the bride duet song to a piano bar
  6. the train around the tables organized by the uncle who ends up the first bottle of Chianti on the table
Without at least one of these features there is no marriage. Other than the exchange of rings, passionate kisses, tears and special thoughts, let's leave these things to Scarlett O'Hara and Charles and Diana will not be romantic but look what happened to them ...