Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Can I Have A Treadmill On First Floor

The real invention ...





But that hot weather! Do not you feel it? Yesterday evening, around 22.30, when I left the gym (to be made this quote, go to the gym for years, even though I'm still waiting for a minimum of confidence result) was 28 degrees! 28 degrees in the evening at 22:30 of May 27 ... The July 20 is going to happen? Cook the frozen pizza directly on the hood of my car? We'll see, it means that this week will begin to call the Bofrost for me Daisy deliver some pre-cooked. About shipments of things, today finally arrived home the prestigious catalog of Euronova Unavailable be held to the equally illustrious company catalog D-Mail. Whenever a party is to receive it, these catalogs are my favorite books during the "conference" to sit on the toilet. What is being displayed and sold is great, unimaginable, "Unavailable" in fact I think the better name that could put as a title. A few examples, then shows up here because if you do not make these products are described in two lines have to be seen. Have you finished the catalog Euronova but you still find a hobby to finish your session in the bathroom? No problem! the "Unavailable" I sell toilet paper-Sudoku, so you can stay there for hours to sit on the toilet. Brilliant, I thought that if you lose you can also take revenge immediately, tear the sheet of sudoku that you do not come back and you sit on the steps. Your son has Culina too small and every time he takes a crap you find inside the cup and see only the feet that re-emerge? No problem, there is a donut-reduced. Are you a skilled hairdresser but styled after party at someone's ass weight to sweep all the fallen hair? Okay, someone get this to become an umbrella of human hair disheveled and fall gently into gazebino that you've created around them. You're a greedy pig who wants to scrub the food from plate grandmother stoned? You have to turn the sauce but you can not get up because you have to see that Brooke is pregnant must say that the Philippines? Well, the D-6 Euri mail just gives you the telescopic fork, get to what you want to distance you want. These are the real geniuses Leonardo, Isaac, William? Go home!

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Personalized Ecards Like Jibjab

Happy Birthday! Why


Today is the birthday of a special little person special ... The sister goes out 29 candles ... casserole dish, looks like a pischellina but not any more ... Many Congratulations!

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Espresso Machine Under 200

perchèèè ... Sunday I break up with palloneee ...


Finally, the championship is over! I'd had enough, eccheccazzo, from September to May do not talk about anything but football every single day on Monday talking about the championship and looks every detail of every game, from Tuesday to Thursday there is a stracazzo Cup at the weekend there are freshly prepared to the new game ... Eccheppalle! We can explain that there is only the average Italian football as a sport? Personally I do not like, for various reasons. The main reason is not just the sport itself, but everything that revolves around it. Here's an example: it is 8:50 in the morning, like every day are on the streets on scooters. Like every day I'm late to enter the shop and I'm giving my all to arrive on time, which means that they are too concentrated and driving with one hand I give gas, with a white handkerchief fanned the other style of driving fantozzi Bianchina and down I'm trying to give me a little 'more than style driven Flintstones fred. The only thing that distracts me a second of the posters are made from newspaper kiosks at traffic lights. Beautiful: to occupy 90% of the layout of every poster on the newspaper there is something Fiorentina, what he did, what did not, "says shock: Mutu shit 4 times a day" and so on ... In the remaining 10% warn you in case there was a megaterremoto in China, Burma or an earthquake in Naples that is sinking in the dirty. Irrelevant news, faced with attacks of diarrhea of \u200b\u200bthe attacker purple. I say, but how do you focus more on football matches rather than real problems? How do you get your hands on a person who sympathizes with another team? How do you pay good billion incompetent who can not do anything in life except occasionally chase a ball? Maybe then this jurisdiction also has the nerve to be filmed while telling a bird and a nun to what water it does piss well. The questions are many, but one now takes precedence over all: how the hell do I sleep tonight with the ultras viola under my terrace are celebrating the entry into the Champions League?

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Free Gay Role Playing Game

A bit 'of crap ...


I have to admit the poll that I created last week has been a great success: well one vote (mine !!!!). But I do not give up, soon I will invent something else in hopes of receiving at least one other consent. The return to work was obviously intense in the days that are past and those to come, and I've had a lot of first communions and weddings to photograph. With all the sorbirò put me in the days ahead I think I can be close to beatification. From the sacred to the profane, I joyfully read that a couple of days ago there was the premiere of the film Sex and the City. Curious location: instead of New York City, the protagonist of the series, was chosen London. Well, how strange thing, though I would say who cares even a nice fast and we hope that May 30 will be able to see if the job of processing film was done well. Too bad that this series will end with the movie, I was never a big fan of the show, I hate to know that what I see now does not stop there but will continue next week, and then I have to be seven days to wait like a dawg how it will end something. E 'torture, come on. Sex and the City in addition to being funny had the advantage of not leaving in mid-speech, after the episode there was talk of something else or being presented with different scenes. And mo, Samantha Jones as you do without? Does anyone have any advice from the show?

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Victoria Secret Bras Fix

& Missions revenges


Clare and I have a new mission to accomplish: to find two tickets for Madonna's Sticky & Sweet Tour. As for going to see the dear old lady Ciccone we shelled out the equivalent of one month's pay packet in previous years, this year we decided that we should be more organized in order to avoid the touts dear friends. All will focus on two lines connected to the site addiesseelle ticketone the night of the sale of tickets, a propaganda (which I had already started) mail to others interested in the purchase of tickets is to inform that the date wrong (of course a few days after) being put up for sale, and if this were not enough, ambushes shift at the box office. Clare, crediamoci, we must do it. For the rest of life is ok, the period is a bit 'considering the unpleasant discovery of shit that I presented themselves in relation to a person I loved, but patience, hard times do not scare me, and then are always' idea that it is best to find out certain things rather than the illusion of having a person next to you is only deluding himself to be faithful. Life is hard? Well, my head also, then my dear friend, fuck you and those who do not you ever said. You will burn in hell and you will drop your eyes ... Ma .. What the fuck am I saying? Oh, yeah, that's where I heard these phrases: If someone makes you angry click here and learn from you the real juice of revenge.

Sunday, May 4, 2008

How Long Does It Take For An Acess To Drain

MicheReturns

last in a while 'to return to normal life, the "holidays" (AAAARGH) are over and the nose is slowly starting to work, although at the moment me and my septum straightened continue to give us more of her. These 10 days locked in the house were hallucinating, I miss work (I know that then I'll regret having written it), my strolls in motor, mounted on a car (possibly led by myself and not take me to the hospital as it is happening in this period), the outputs brille with friends, walk on Scazzi, gym ... In short, I miss the activity, the dynamism, the second to have every the busy day. Yet I tried not to get bored these days, I tidied up the house, I gave the water the plants, I also washed the cat in the shower, but no, this is not enough to occupy all the time I had available . Maybe by tomorrow we start again: For my luck, and my cat, Michael leaves the house!