"What a romantic life that you Michael, you are all just a wedding photograph, depicts among the people you love, beautiful brides photographer, eat fantastic places ...". In the eyes of others sometimes seem to appear as MariaFiore of "Before The Wedding Planner," but we want to dispel a myth: it is not always the case. First things first: the bride. You think it's always nice tall girl, supermodel physique, which is presented to the church in a carriage with a long veil and even with two white doves that flutter around when approaching the altar? Illus. It is not always the case, then it can also happen. Last week I had to make a marriage between a truck driver and a caretaker: she just stepped out of the car I went to meet her and I opened the door and immediately exclaimed: "Damn, I forgot i'bouquet n'ì fridge! ". But bonjour finesse, is a good start. That marriage also ended the night with a carefree burping contest between the witnesses. A respectable marriage must have at least one of the following characteristics:
- aunt who occasionally goes to the device during the ceremony the bride's dress
- relative which, taken by an attack to take center stage during the launch of rice is likely to crack your neck to race to overthrow the whole package of rice plants on the newly-
- two or three children that they roll on the floor during the dinner because fainting are my balls and ended the collection of games to play
- spinster cousin of 40 years who present to the reception and bursts with Samantha Fox 80's style hairdo, to meet someone confident that sooner or later take too she the girl on the altar
- fat and gay friend of the bride duet song to a piano bar
- the train around the tables organized by the uncle who ends up the first bottle of Chianti on the table
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