EIGHT WORDS (suggested by Elena Pigliacampo): sheep, rum, cathedral, glasses, holly, box, allergy, letter. Montegattonero was the center of the boutique Graziano Mazzaferro.
His mother had worked all his life to the shirt factory down in the valley and now that the pensioner had kept her son in the back room to sew wedding dresses designed by him.
A careful observer would have noticed the strange little details bleak a stole on a mannequin vaguely similar to a skinned sheep, which gave the gabardine pollen allergy as either May or red Valentino's clothes great night, a red that veered uncomfortably toward the holly quarter of an hour after it had worn when just beginning to feel sting from all sides. But a boutique Montegattonero had never seen and the people were not fussy as the affairs of Graziano pulled forward.
The real problems arose when it was on a visit to the country's new bishop. Yes, because the store was called "The cathedral of fashion" and when the bishop laid his eyes on the sign venerable gold-rimmed spectacles darted from his nose and almost took a shot. He threw a tirade that not even the Pope from the window of St. Peter's Square had ever made. What a shame, to approach a concept such as sacred the "cathedral" with fashion, what heresy! To avoid
Graziano dislikes of the villagers decided to rename the task and chose something modern and international, effective and cutting edge, "Mazzaferro Show Room".
The real problems arose when it was on a visit to the country's new bishop. Yes, because the store was called "The cathedral of fashion" and when the bishop laid his eyes on the sign venerable gold-rimmed spectacles darted from his nose and almost took a shot. He threw a tirade that not even the Pope from the window of St. Peter's Square had ever made. What a shame, to approach a concept such as sacred the "cathedral" with fashion, what heresy! To avoid
Graziano dislikes of the villagers decided to rename the task and chose something modern and international, effective and cutting edge, "Mazzaferro Show Room".
Maybe it was a bit 'too advanced since Sandrino Berti when he received the order for the new phone does not teach us one iota, and realized after a week he delivered the new sign, written on "Show Mazzaferro Rum."
Graziano, furious, made a phone call from the fire.
Berti-Oh! So 'Thank you, one of the boutique!
Ah-Graziano, how are you teaching?
-It sucks! You are an ignoramus! You wrote Rum, and I sell, liquor?
"But what do I know what you sell! You asked me rum, and rum I wrote!
Rum-English, not Italian!
-For me it may also be Australian, they are so abstemious.
-Hey, that sign I do not pay, you know? Or correct me, or does not release any money.
-Te corrects it, and that there vo '? It 's just a letter, do not be angry! -You must write
Show Room with double "or" because it is English!
Yes, yes. But Berti
English only knew the soup, as demonstrated by the second sign: "Shoo Mazzaferro Rom. Graziano
if held, against a steep discount and even if gained underground aura that he never yearned more problems with the gypsies.
Graziano, furious, made a phone call from the fire.
Berti-Oh! So 'Thank you, one of the boutique!
Ah-Graziano, how are you teaching?
-It sucks! You are an ignoramus! You wrote Rum, and I sell, liquor?
"But what do I know what you sell! You asked me rum, and rum I wrote!
Rum-English, not Italian!
-For me it may also be Australian, they are so abstemious.
-Hey, that sign I do not pay, you know? Or correct me, or does not release any money.
-Te corrects it, and that there vo '? It 's just a letter, do not be angry! -You must write
Show Room with double "or" because it is English!
Yes, yes. But Berti
English only knew the soup, as demonstrated by the second sign: "Shoo Mazzaferro Rom. Graziano
if held, against a steep discount and even if gained underground aura that he never yearned more problems with the gypsies.
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